Videogames are wonderful things. That’s not in any question. But sometimes – heck, all the time – they’re capable of making the blood boil.

Well, from now on, this will no longer be the case, for we’re imposing a set of new rules. The following, from this moment forth, will be banned from all games. The bill has been passed. It’s law. Any game which includes any of the below will find itself spending a night in the slammer. Read more