Hey there, my name is Forest (long story), and because most of you will people like ‘WTF DIS WIL BE SUM CRAP NERD BLOG LOL’ I thought I’d give you a shout what I’m all about and a jolly friendly introduction into games and things.
Okay, well I’m all about turning the harder bits of games such as the daunting world of v.10.6.8.8.3.2 firmware into something a bit more friendlier. And before anyone calls me ‘CASUAL GAMER SCUM’ I’ll have you know I beat Ikruga. (Youtube it. It’s the nails.)

So to get the ball rolling, I thought I’d start of with something fairly simple – a top ten games list. You gotta love them. Bare in mind this is my opinion, and if you think this is a sensible list OR feel I’m being a jerk and clearly missed out Hannah Montana then shout at me in the comments section below. Whether or not I’ll read them is another thing.

Okay let’s rock. I’ll keep it short and schweet.

Ten.

Halo: Combat Evolved 2001 Xbox, Windows, Mac

Okay, there’s a bloke in green armour (American Translation: armor) who’s hard as nails. He shoots aliens. So far it’s the same plot as Space Invaders, and even a non hardcore gamer knows that was a fair bit ago. But throw in a sprawling landscapes, great set pieces and the fact that it’s bloody hard when it wants to be makes it a win. Plus who doesn’t want that funky green armour?

Nine:

Batman: Arkham Asylum 2009 Xbox 360, Playstation 3, Windows, Mac
Batman is a kick ass kinda guy. Problem is, up until a few years ago, they gave his suit nipples. This made him slightly homoerotic. However the recent Batman films have sorted that out, and he’s now badass, talking in a raspy voice. Awesome films always end up with a crap game to go with it. Not so here though. Although B:AA technically isn’t from a film, it encaptures it’s style by recreating those dark, dank corridors, letting you fully control The Bat’s gadgets, and letting you feel like a high flying karate ninja. It’s such a good game. Go play it. Now.

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