Ewoks. It’s unfortunate that we can’t make George Lucas take them back. I mean I’m a huge Star Wars fan, but don’t ask me to logically wrap my head around the the idea that a bunch of stuffed teddy bears with sticks brought down the Galactic Empire. And don’t even get me started on how quickly they were able to set up traps powerful enough to take out Imperial AT-ST’s. You know….the Imperial Walkers that blaster bolts couldn’t hurt in The Empire Strikes Back…..

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