You may have seen a few sketchy images of a “Metal Gear Solid 5″ logo drifting about today. Don’t piss yourself just yet: amazingly, it’s fake.
Said Konami UK on its Twitter account: Fake or real, we love a bit of speculation!”
Adding: “Seriously, just in case the #pinch #salt hashtags weren’t enough – the chap who claims to have set up the fake rumours has been in touch.”
If that’s as exciting as today’s going to get, we may as well all give up now.