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Excited to get your hands on Assassin's Creed III? Yeah, so are we. Well, now you don't have to wait! I mean, you can't play the game yet, but you can now buy the hatchet and act it out! Just don't seriously hurt anyone, because something like this might happen. This thing is made out of actual steel, so there's that.
Available at Deals Only Web Store, the 17.5" replica actually looks pretty awesome. The craftsmanship of the wood and blade part is spot-on, and at $39.99 I suppose this really is a steal. I'm just confused why anyone would buy this thing. What are people going to think when they see a tomahawk in your place?
Seriously, why would you need this?