A SoulCalibur fan considers the brand new SoulCalibur V.

Forward, forward Y. The katana flashes out of its scabbard, slicing into my opponent and knocking her into the air. X, X. Before she lands, I slash her with two lightning fast horizontal cuts. She lands with a thud. Down, B. I kick her head. Groaning, she rolls over and gets to her feet. Back, forward, hold forward, X. The katana stabs out, knocking her down once more. Down, Y. A downward slash, as she picks herself up again. A+X. I grab her shoulder and unleash a series of attacks that light her on fire and send her into the air. She crashes to the ground. This time, she doesn’t get up. Perfect. Mitsurugi is triumphant yet again.

At their most basic, SoulCalibur games are not an acquired taste. There is something universally appealing about beating your friends with an improbably large sword over a few beers. To be a highly motivated SoulCalibur player, however — one who is invested in the minutiae of the game’s baffling storyline or committed to dominating the hurricane of different game modes in any given release – requires a special kind of gamer.

I exist somewhere between the two polarities. I have played all of the SoulCalibur games at great length but have balked at the labyrinthine plot and more arcane facets of the challenge modes. While I can easily thrash all but the deftest of my friends when I get on a tear, I am nowhere near masochistic enough to attempt online play. SoulCalibur 2 is the high water mark of the series and, in many ways, SoulCalibur V feels like coming home from college — only to find your parents moved to a different house while you were away.

The first thing I did – after sitting through the very sparkly intro movie and navigating the menus that look and feel about as polished as the ones you might find on a Dreamcast emulator disc – was run through arcade mode with good old Mitsurugi. He played exactly the way more than fifteen years of SoulCalibur games had trained me to expect. I cut through the six opponents in as many minutes.