Attention, Zoo patrons! The animals have escaped! But, whatever you do, DO NOT PANIC! Remain calm! Do not run! Do not feed the animals! And, do not take a video with your cell phone and post it on YouTube! We have a trained zoo keeper who is handling this temporary holding issue and will have the situation soon under control. However, if you don’t like your kids all that much, it should be noted that he hasn’t gotten things under control over at the Lion Sanctuary (seriously, we saw those brats throwing a temper tantrum because you wouldn’t buy them any ice cream; nobody would blame you).